aku lagi iseng,, sini aku karang isi foto ini~
camera~rolling~ action!
suatu hari, disebuah taman dinegara antah berantah,saat blueberry sdh mengalahkan blackberry dan hampir semua orang terkena racunnya hingga tak bisa memalingkan mata dari handphone mereka, hiduplah 8 orang, ya hanya 8 orang, yang tidak terkena virus ini.
kedelapan orang ini sangat dibvenci direktur utama PT blueberry company yg bernama BANITA. Banita sangat kesal dan selalu memantau dr jendela diujung taman, setelah lama memantau inilah kesimpulan banita!
1. seorang laki2 benama DEPRI' bisa resisten virus karena kecintaannya pada dirinya sendiri, pada wajahnya yg dia anggap sangat GANTENG padahal aselinya GENTENG.
banita pun bertindak! dibuatnya BLUR muka si depri' dan VOILA, virus menjangkit depri'.
2. AY-YU. wanita ini merasa pantatnya paling seksi, lihat saja, tidak ada fotografer yg bisa mendapatkan foto mukanya, semua bagian pantat. lalu Banita dengan kekuatan supernya, mengadu pntat AY-YU dengan raja pantat yg terpantat, ABUY. Setelah 3x ronde tinju yg pelik, abuy menang, ay-yu yg depresi pun menurun imun sistemnya dan terjangkit!
3. AANG-GA. keturunan ke 1000 dr avatar the legend of AANG ini sangat COOL, Banita bingung dibuatnya, semua hal telah dicoba, AANG-GA tak jua terkalahkan! tapi banita tak kehabisan akal! dikerahkannya semua hal sekaligus, panas matahari level UP, jerawat level UP, skripsi tension level UP, sampe AANG-ga keringetan, stress, dan akhirnya mengibarkan bendera putih.
4. Sepasang sejoli bernama MAAAD dan ABUY.Tadinya, banita membantai mereka satu persatu, tapi selalu dan selalu gagal. terlebih dengan perisai kentut abuy yg sakti mandraguna. banita bersemedi. lamaaaaaaa.. dan akhirnya mendapatkan wangsit! dimintanya cupid untuk memanah hati mereka. Ya,semua orang lemah saat jatruh cinta kan? dan kalahlah mereka.
5. orang ke 6 adalah ke-mANIESan. dy adalah peramal dan penyihir paling handal abad ini, tak ada yg bisa mengalahkan mama ke-mANIESan! tak ada, kecuali beberapa orang, RAIN, LEE JOON and ONEW. setelah tau titik lemah mbah anis dr seorang stalker terpercaya, banita pun mengirimkan foto 3 org itu beserta racun, dan kalahlah si mama.
6. 2 orang terakhir ini adalah si BEAUTY ICHA and the BEAST ratrot. segala cara dr a sampe z, dr 1 sampe 1000 telah dilakukan banita. nihil. eopseo. nothing. gagal. failed! sampe jerawatan banita bersemedi, mengurung dirinya, membiarkan naga diperutnya kelaparan, tetap saja, dia tidak menemukan cara melawan mereka berdua. Banita memperhatikan foto ini, mereka terlihat sedang mengobrol, tidak, mungkin mereka malah sedang membicarakan sesuatu yang lain, yang lebih hot, lebih serius, lebih meNANTANG. Untuk menemukan titik lemah mereka, banita memutuskan untuk menyamar dan menjadikan mereka teman, untuk kemudian menerkan mereka dr belakang. tak dinyana, ternyata mereka sedang bergosip! banita ikut, terlibat, terlarut dan akhirnya dengan ikhlas berteman dengan mereka.
ya, BANITA telah dikalahkan oleh rasa pertemanan, dia berubah, hatinya yang dulu jahat dan hanya ingin menguasai dunia telah berubah,, semua karena teman. negri antah berantah pun damai dan tentram selamanya.
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THE END.
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Sunday, December 19, 2010
am I an ADULT now? are YOU? are WE?
i questioned myself a lot whether im good enough to be called "an ADULT". So i do some literature reviews, well basiclly i only read some articles on some webs LOL, of what is adult, and how can someone be called as an adult. Coz seriously, we cant call someone and adult or not only based on our skeptical yet subjective point of view.
so here is the reviews.
American Heritage Dictionary:Adult is ....
n.
One who has attained maturity or legal age.
Biology. A fully grown, mature organism.
adj.
Fully developed and mature.
Relating to, intended for, or befitting adults: adult education.
Containing or dealing in explicitly sexual material; pornographic: adult movies; adult bookstores.
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An adult is a human being or living organism that is of relatively mature age, typically associated with sexual maturity and the attainment of reproductive age. In human context, the term has other subordinate meanings associated to social and legal concepts, for example a legal adult is a legal concept for a person who has attained the age of majority and is therefore regarded as independent, self-sufficient, and responsible (contrast with "minor"). Adulthood can be defined in terms of physiology, psychological adult development, law, personal character, or social status.
There are now two primary forms of adults: biological adults (people who have attained reproductive ability, are fertile, or who evidence secondary sex characteristics) and social adults (people who are recognized by their culture and/or law as being adults).
Being an adult also mean that you have your own legal on the view of laws. The legal definition of entering adulthood usually varies between ages 15–21, depending on the region in question. In Indonesia, a man considered as an adult at the age of 18. The age at which a person is considered an adult varies significantly in the different countries of the world.
According to WHO, adult is someone who passed thru adolescence periods which is young people between the ages of 10 and 19 years.
Im 20 going on 21 yo now(just for less than 2 months), so according to Indonesian Laws, WHO's definition of adult, im an ADULT. LOL
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We cant forget about whatb is adult based on psycological point of view, i know some other will think about this frst when they heard the word adult. so what is it actually??
Every single of us will always be in term of psychological development, also known as human development, that is scientific study of systematic psychological changes that occur in human beings over the course of their life span.
This field examines change across a broad range of topics including motor skills and other psycho-physiological processes; cognitive development involving areas such as problem solving, moral understanding, and conceptual understanding; language acquisition; social, personality, and emotional development; and self-concept and identity formation.
Stages of development : Pre-natal development, Infancy, Babyhood, Early childhood, Late Childhood, Adolescence, Early adulthood, Middle age, and Old age.
here, i will only discuss abt adolescence and early adulthood, coz this is the main point of my SO-HARD-TO-ANSWER-QUESTION.
Adolescence
Adolescence is the period of life between the onset of puberty and the full commitment to an adult social role, such as worker, parent, and/or citizen. It is the period known for the formation of personal and social identity (see Erik Erikson) and the discovery of moral purpose (see William Damon). Intelligence is demonstrated through the logical use of symbols related to abstract concepts and formal reasoning. A return to egocentric thought often occurs early in the period.
It is divided into two parts namely:
1. Early Adolescence: 13 to 16 years and
2. Late Adolescence: 16 to 19 years
The adolescent unconsciously explores questions such as "Who am I? Who do I want to be?" Like toddlers, adolescents must explore, test limits, become autonomous, and commit to an identity, or sense of self. Different roles, behaviors and ideologies must be tried out to select an identity. Role confusion and inability to choose vocation can result from a failure to achieve a sense of identity.
Early adulthood
In early adulthood, an individual is concerned with developing the ability to share intimacy, seeking to form relationships and find intimate love. .The person must learn how to form intimate relationships, both in friendship and love. The development of this skill relies on the resolution of other stages. --> emphasize on the words BOTH please :)
Erik Erikson's theory:
early adulthood is on a time of intimacy vs. isolation. One either gets involved in an intimate relationship or isolates oneself. It may be hard to establish intimacy if one has not developed trust or a sense of identity. If this skill is not learned the alternative is alienation, isolation, a fear of commitment, and the inability to depend on others. --> intimacy with both your lover, your family and your friends. that's what the GOAL is.
Those who have achieved intimacy are thought to host a range of positive attributes, such as confidence and acceptance. Alternatively, those in isolation are more likely to fear loneliness and abandonment. Intimacy requires an individual to sacrifice some of his independence for another person. After successfully traversing the struggle of isolation and intimacy, an individual will deal with generativity, which is the desire to improve society for future generations.
IN term of cognitive growth, it means changes in thinking, typically described as being increasingly efficient, creative, or complex; in adulthood, growth may be promoted by major life events (such as entry into a new career or the birth of a child) or by brain growth (such as the development of the frontal lobe) or, perhaps, by interaction of nature and nurture . --> so yeah, 1 life events can truly change someone's way of thingking
rrrr,,,based on the psychological definition, i think im in this periods already, what? u think i dont? screw u! kkkk
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saw few good QUOTES about it, check it out :)
"We have not passed that subtle line between childhood and adulthood until we move from the passive voice to the active voice -- that is, until we have stopped saying It got lost, and say, I lost it." - Sidney J. Harris
"A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about two years after he thinks he does." - Lewis B Hershey
"In my case, adulthood itself was not an advance, although it was a useful waymark." - Nicholson Baker
"The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at bottom a specious one, I feel. There are only individual egos, crazy for love." - Don Barthelme
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anyway, i found another interesting term,ADULTISM.
Adultism is a predisposition towards adults, defined as "behaviors and attitudes based on the assumptions that adults are better than young people, and entitled to act upon young people without agreement". It is also seen as, "an addiction to the attitudes, ideas, beliefs, and actions of adults."
so make sure u're an adult but you're not suffer from adultism. ciao.
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credits too all the original authors, sorry i cant write it down one by one, u guys can check it yourself by asking uncle google.kkkk
some of the sorces was in Bahasa Indonesia and i translate it myself, sorry if it gramatically error,coz im not an expert in english :D
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i have no intentions to hurt anyone with this notes, this is 100% just to make myself and any of u who willing to read this, understand what adult is. hope it's beneficial for us :)
end of my notes, ups, looks like a paper in length already. haha. too enthusiastic :p
just untag it if u dont like this :D
so here is the reviews.
American Heritage Dictionary:Adult is ....
n.
One who has attained maturity or legal age.
Biology. A fully grown, mature organism.
adj.
Fully developed and mature.
Relating to, intended for, or befitting adults: adult education.
Containing or dealing in explicitly sexual material; pornographic: adult movies; adult bookstores.
----
An adult is a human being or living organism that is of relatively mature age, typically associated with sexual maturity and the attainment of reproductive age. In human context, the term has other subordinate meanings associated to social and legal concepts, for example a legal adult is a legal concept for a person who has attained the age of majority and is therefore regarded as independent, self-sufficient, and responsible (contrast with "minor"). Adulthood can be defined in terms of physiology, psychological adult development, law, personal character, or social status.
There are now two primary forms of adults: biological adults (people who have attained reproductive ability, are fertile, or who evidence secondary sex characteristics) and social adults (people who are recognized by their culture and/or law as being adults).
Being an adult also mean that you have your own legal on the view of laws. The legal definition of entering adulthood usually varies between ages 15–21, depending on the region in question. In Indonesia, a man considered as an adult at the age of 18. The age at which a person is considered an adult varies significantly in the different countries of the world.
According to WHO, adult is someone who passed thru adolescence periods which is young people between the ages of 10 and 19 years.
Im 20 going on 21 yo now(just for less than 2 months), so according to Indonesian Laws, WHO's definition of adult, im an ADULT. LOL
-----
We cant forget about whatb is adult based on psycological point of view, i know some other will think about this frst when they heard the word adult. so what is it actually??
Every single of us will always be in term of psychological development, also known as human development, that is scientific study of systematic psychological changes that occur in human beings over the course of their life span.
This field examines change across a broad range of topics including motor skills and other psycho-physiological processes; cognitive development involving areas such as problem solving, moral understanding, and conceptual understanding; language acquisition; social, personality, and emotional development; and self-concept and identity formation.
Stages of development : Pre-natal development, Infancy, Babyhood, Early childhood, Late Childhood, Adolescence, Early adulthood, Middle age, and Old age.
here, i will only discuss abt adolescence and early adulthood, coz this is the main point of my SO-HARD-TO-ANSWER-QUESTION.
Adolescence
Adolescence is the period of life between the onset of puberty and the full commitment to an adult social role, such as worker, parent, and/or citizen. It is the period known for the formation of personal and social identity (see Erik Erikson) and the discovery of moral purpose (see William Damon). Intelligence is demonstrated through the logical use of symbols related to abstract concepts and formal reasoning. A return to egocentric thought often occurs early in the period.
It is divided into two parts namely:
1. Early Adolescence: 13 to 16 years and
2. Late Adolescence: 16 to 19 years
The adolescent unconsciously explores questions such as "Who am I? Who do I want to be?" Like toddlers, adolescents must explore, test limits, become autonomous, and commit to an identity, or sense of self. Different roles, behaviors and ideologies must be tried out to select an identity. Role confusion and inability to choose vocation can result from a failure to achieve a sense of identity.
Early adulthood
In early adulthood, an individual is concerned with developing the ability to share intimacy, seeking to form relationships and find intimate love. .The person must learn how to form intimate relationships, both in friendship and love. The development of this skill relies on the resolution of other stages. --> emphasize on the words BOTH please :)
Erik Erikson's theory:
early adulthood is on a time of intimacy vs. isolation. One either gets involved in an intimate relationship or isolates oneself. It may be hard to establish intimacy if one has not developed trust or a sense of identity. If this skill is not learned the alternative is alienation, isolation, a fear of commitment, and the inability to depend on others. --> intimacy with both your lover, your family and your friends. that's what the GOAL is.
Those who have achieved intimacy are thought to host a range of positive attributes, such as confidence and acceptance. Alternatively, those in isolation are more likely to fear loneliness and abandonment. Intimacy requires an individual to sacrifice some of his independence for another person. After successfully traversing the struggle of isolation and intimacy, an individual will deal with generativity, which is the desire to improve society for future generations.
IN term of cognitive growth, it means changes in thinking, typically described as being increasingly efficient, creative, or complex; in adulthood, growth may be promoted by major life events (such as entry into a new career or the birth of a child) or by brain growth (such as the development of the frontal lobe) or, perhaps, by interaction of nature and nurture . --> so yeah, 1 life events can truly change someone's way of thingking
rrrr,,,based on the psychological definition, i think im in this periods already, what? u think i dont? screw u! kkkk
----
saw few good QUOTES about it, check it out :)
"We have not passed that subtle line between childhood and adulthood until we move from the passive voice to the active voice -- that is, until we have stopped saying It got lost, and say, I lost it." - Sidney J. Harris
"A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about two years after he thinks he does." - Lewis B Hershey
"In my case, adulthood itself was not an advance, although it was a useful waymark." - Nicholson Baker
"The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at bottom a specious one, I feel. There are only individual egos, crazy for love." - Don Barthelme
----
anyway, i found another interesting term,ADULTISM.
Adultism is a predisposition towards adults, defined as "behaviors and attitudes based on the assumptions that adults are better than young people, and entitled to act upon young people without agreement". It is also seen as, "an addiction to the attitudes, ideas, beliefs, and actions of adults."
so make sure u're an adult but you're not suffer from adultism. ciao.
-----
credits too all the original authors, sorry i cant write it down one by one, u guys can check it yourself by asking uncle google.kkkk
some of the sorces was in Bahasa Indonesia and i translate it myself, sorry if it gramatically error,coz im not an expert in english :D
-----
i have no intentions to hurt anyone with this notes, this is 100% just to make myself and any of u who willing to read this, understand what adult is. hope it's beneficial for us :)
end of my notes, ups, looks like a paper in length already. haha. too enthusiastic :p
just untag it if u dont like this :D
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